Oh. My. God!
Here is a recruitment commercial for the Ukrainian army (an Army of один). It speaks for itself, but the jist is basically this: The Army — get paid, get laid and get tanked (pun intended). Enjoy.
Special thanks to the lovely Jess S. for the tip.
Also… my roommate Eddie recently bought a taser to keep around the house for protection. Combine this non-lethal weapon with a few bottles of 1715, an audience of pretty girls to impress, and you get this video…check it after the jump.